... but I'm secretly kinda gleeful that they did.
Someone in the front rows of the Nick Cave reading brought in a camera and got some fairly good quality video of the whole thing. Yup, bootlegging is alive and well. But for book readings?!? Check out Part 1 (and the subsequent sections) here. In particular, the explanation of Gladiator II (in the question period) is just brilliantly funny.
Also, look for the first question: that girl showed up around 3:00 PM and waited outside for hours. We'd been warned she might show up. And then I found this explanation in a comment on Peter Simpson's live blog of the event (The Big Beat at the Citizen):
The commenter says: "Actually, the girl who asked the first question was the singer for the band who opened for Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds in Montreal. She gave a memorably terrible performance that night, ending her set with a mutual exchange of boos between her and the audience. The set and the attitude were so bad that it prompted a Montreal paper to write an article about the worst opening acts ever, with her band topping the writer's list.
The singer replied there and on various message boards about how much the Bad Seeds liked her and she had the same story about how she was told that she should audition for the band. Last night was just a continuation of the same sad spectacle; and Cave's handling of the awkward scene was great.
Big Beat: Ah, so that's the background. Thanks. I found it very difficult to hear the questions from the crowd: the sound from the stage was better. All I could get from her was that she wanted to go backstage to audition, and then I could hear Cave's withering reply."